How-to gather the best rocks and get really dirty:
Materials: a bucket of dirty water, lots of rocks, and a backyard.
Step 1: You have to find the best place to get rocks. Make sure your daddy follows you every step of the way (it's been a long time since daddies have been little boys, so they may have forgotten how to do this..you have to show them.)
Step 2: Remember, you're looking for the best rocks, so you can't go just anywhere. Go to a place where there are an abundance because you'll need alot.
*Note-RESIST the urge to get your picture taken with your daddy. This is SERIOUS work; you don't have time for that nonsense.
Step 3: Once you've found the very best rocks, run back to the bucket full of water that's been set up on the other side of the yard. *Note* This works best when you're dressed appropriately. A dump truck shirt and boots are always a good choice for this type of work.
Step 4: When you get back to your bucket of water, count your rocks. Make sure you have the very best ones.
Step 5: Examine them closely...make sure they're just right..
Step 6: Do not, I repeat do not throw them in one at a time. It only works if you throw a whole bunch in at the same time. Trust me, I've had plenty of practice.
Step 7: Release the rocks!
*Repeat. Multiple. Times*
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